2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 17, 2017

Equality

Equality - Something people have difficulty grasping.

People try to understand and practice equality, but in the end, they fail.

by FlareKitsune August 5, 2009

equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Equality

The excuse third wave feminists use as a way to cover up their maniacal man-hating tendencies.

For example, "Feminism is about equality"

by Iggleboz October 9, 2018

Equalist

Someone that doesn't just believe in "Black Lives Matter" or these Feminist, but believe that everyone should be treated the same as anyone else it doesn't matter about their age, height, gender, religion, race, where they come from, their income, how they look, their job or lack of, or their title such as "teacher" or "cashier" until that person shows that shouldn't be treated the same like if they bullied someone, lied to someone, hurt someone, stole, or anything of the sort.

"Are you a Feminist?"
"No."
"So you don't believe in women's right!?!?!"
"No, I'm an Equalist. I believe in everyone's rights to be who they are as long as it isn't something illegal. So, I believe in my rights, your rights, and the man down the street that I have never talked to's rights."

by ComZeroGaming August 21, 2017

Equalist

An activist that not only supports woman, but as well as men.

As a Equalist, I think if woman can wear a skirt and get their nails done, so can men.

by UT_Dis March 11, 2019

Equation wrangler

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008