Eggley Bagelface

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

creme egger

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

Goose Egged

Getting beat in any way that your score is a 0. (resembling a goose egg)

(see also: raped)

4 to 0 in a game of S&D

"They just got goose egged"

by Asulen November 25, 2009

Edgey

Edgey is the best father ever. He cares for his child, the Kyoko-sama and his loving MineCat. When the MineCat finds an Edgey, they immediately snuggle and make only the finest sex jokes. The Kyoko-sama is highly unworthy of the love it's parents give it but the Edgey is so kind and loving that he will accept his worthless child. Basically, the Edgey is the kindest, most loving dadther you will ever meet.

Edgey-*walks into room*
MineCat - *latches on the Edgey and gives infinite kisses and snuggles*
Kyoko-sama- DADTHER YOU'RE HOME! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
EdgeCat- *snuggle huggles*

by PeggyToast June 3, 2017

eggel burger

The most delicious burger on the face of the Earth. The name is created through a combination of the names of ingredients. It is a Bagel, preferably Everything, with a fried Egg, and a 1/3 lb Burger patty. Usually garnished with cheddar cheese, pepper, salt, and ketchup/ranch to taste.
Invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp.

"Oh dear god, I believe this Eggle Burger has clogged my arteries...with deliciousness! Now this is what I call a food stuff!"

by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005

eggy wallop

a particularly potent fart that smells of egg and hits the room hard.

that eggy wallop you just did is making me sick!

by axiomatt August 27, 2011

Egged hame

Hame which has been thoroughly egged.

Kid: Hey, Mom, what's for dinner?
Mom: It's your favorite: egged hame!
Kid: Oh boy!

by qskecksget June 9, 2019