When a individual or group of individuals use "Facebook friends" to find unsuspecting targets for conversation and flirting, but never actually plan on being in a relationship with them. Most look attractive in their profile pic, but only after hours of editing
John: Brian this really cute girl added me yesterday and commented on my pics, she's into me.
Brian: That's wassup man.
4 Weeks Later
John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.
Brian: Really? Sucks man
1 hour later
*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*
Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics
John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !
Brian: That's wassup man.
4 Weeks Later
John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.
Brian: Really? Sucks man
1 hour later
*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*
Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics
John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !
by J|C July 15, 2010
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Shaynah:Omj,Megan is a total creepity! Shes been on facebook all day! She commented 10 of my pictures,like wtf.
Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!
Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!
by HRC! September 26, 2010
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This term is used to describe one who posts status updates, links, videos and or pictures, as well as other wall posts, and then goes on to "like" the posts. The indidual may have a phsycological disorder, as its obvious they like it. they posted it.
Tyler: "Did you see that Viggo is going to get the new Halo game tonight?"
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."
by squirrelyJOE October 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Masturbator mug.An accidental double-sending of a message on Facebook chat due to a chat error. Happens way too often.
Jon: "Hi!"
Anna: "Hey there!"
"Hey there!"
Anna: "Ugh. Sorry. Facebook echo."
Jon: "Facebook lives in a cave."
Anna: "Hey there!"
"Hey there!"
Anna: "Ugh. Sorry. Facebook echo."
Jon: "Facebook lives in a cave."
by Tomi V. October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook echo mug."Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012
Get the Facebook Diarrhea mug.When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011
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1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
by Kyle Icenhower May 28, 2006
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