dipstick

A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.

After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.

by BDPclub April 4, 2010

cripsticks

a slang word for crutches

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!

by njsur1786 August 4, 2011

Dipsticking

While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.

I think I got herpes from that can at the truck stop... I couldn't keep my wick from dipsticking.

by Kalepsis October 13, 2007

DrasticK

A gay kid who sucks dick. commonly known as a "Go Liver"

DrasticK from apez

by mAsTa June 10, 2003

dristicaphanal

A word. Definately a word.
Applicable in all word games including Scrabble where it gains a 1654156151 point bonus.
Also widely used in describing something that is clean to the point of burning anything that makes contact.

"Wow, seeing you naked has made me want to pour acid in my eyes until they are dristicaphanal"

by AlienLordOfMacabre February 11, 2005

dypstick

when a girl acts like a DYke. But is HOTT like a liPSTICK lesbian.

DAMN! look at that girl shee HOTT as hell!!

wtf, she be actin like a man!! damn, tht bitch a dypstick!

by reds.monster May 10, 2011

Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

by Buck May 9, 2003