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Buzz Driving

1. Buzz Driving is driving with a buzz, not quite drunk, but enough that your awareness and/or ability to drive is somewhat impaired.

2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.

3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
1. The meat headed idiot was Buzz Driving and hit a telephone pole, luckily he hurt no one but himself.

2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!

3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Lebanese Driving License

A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.

If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.
John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?

Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?

John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $
by Abou Louci January 8, 2012
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salmon driving

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"
by the other Ben March 31, 2007
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driving a crane

"I was driving a crane last night"
"Did they go off at the same time?"
"Right in my face, it was brilliant!"
by big basher May 3, 2010
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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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Monkey driving a watermelon

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
by V4LK February 10, 2021
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