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stuarts draft 

otherwise know as "draft"
the most amazing place on earth. sure there's drama but where isn't it? i hate when people diss it because it's my hometown and i love it there. although, realtors suck and jobs are pretty scarce. but i wouldn't trade that place for the world, but my parents think otherwise. and i miss it like nothing else.
my parents made me move from stuarts draft, where i lived seven years of my life. and at my new school i'm an intense loner because i can't seem to make new friends because i can't let go of the ones in draft. hey mom&dad, you suck.
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number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
number 1 draft pick by theend1190 February 19, 2009
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ho draft 

A continuous flow of women during a certain period of time.
ho draft by slexy772 June 22, 2009

Second Round Draft Pick 

Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.
No no dude your a second round draft pick you have to wait till later

Carlton Draft 

Carlton Draft is an Australian Brew...
G-Day mate! Wanna have a coldie (beer)?
Yeah I'll have a Carlton Draft...
Carlton Draft by BIGOZ July 16, 2006

BACK DRAFT  

When people with convertibles put their tops down when the weather is 50 degrees or higher with the windows up
Hey check out that dumbass back draft at the light.
BACK DRAFT by Latin Luva March 28, 2008

Back Draft 

Upon withdraw from the anus after ejaculating in the rectum during the act of anal sex the receiver passes gas ejecting the contents of the rectum (ie. seamen santorum blood ect.) back on to the pitcher. This term can be applied to both a Homosexual or Heterosexual act.
My woman gave me the Back Draft last night. When i finished blasting her in the ass.
Back Draft by Chris FitchX January 8, 2010