Drive-by Whoring

the act of getting a group of your friends, creep up to your ex-lover(who cheated on you)'s house in the car, peel-out your tires, everybody in the car screaming at the top of their lungs "WHORE!!!", & drive away, leaving everyone in the neighborhood informed that a whore lives in that house!

Stacy got it on with the football team at that party last week?! That slut seriously needs a drive-by whoring called out on her!

by L0Lpants May 11, 2011

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

driver's license

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.

driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021

at the drive-in

A band from El Paso, TX. They were highly successful in the mid-90s underground scene until the single "One Armed Scissor" was released and played quite frequently on MTV in the late 90s. But even during their popularity on MTV, they still stuck to their roots, playing with the same energy as they did when they were still underground and not conforming to the stereotypical MTV egocentric band. They eventually broke up in 2001, but the reason why is still in debate. Some say it's because they didn't want to become mainstream, some say it was artistic differences, and some say it's a mix of the two. Either way, their break up formed two different bands: Sparta, which is similar to At the Drive-In, but not as energetic in my opinion, and The Mars Volta, which is quite different from At the Drive-In and the main reason to support the "artistic differences" reason for the break up.

Damn, I wish I'd seen At the Drive-In live when I had the chance.

by Matt May 15, 2005

spirited driving

An exciting method of operating a motor vehicle; taking a car to it's performance limits.

Let's take your dad's M3 out to this weekend's SCCA event for some spirited driving.

by Aaron, biatch February 12, 2006

Lady Driven

A term sometimes seen in used car ads, suggesting a car has been gently driven, but may also suggest it has dents and scratches from hitting cars and other fixed objects in parking lots and garages.

I looked at a used car that was lady driven, it had only 10,000 miles, but there's so many dents and scratches it needs thousands of dollars in bodywork.

by BigKurac May 13, 2013

driving

The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

by The Sub March 1, 2005