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Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)
Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.
by Holly M S June 1, 2010
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douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."
1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.
by OsirusR July 6, 2010
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Douchebaggedy

to be like a douchebag; something a douchebag would do.
Man, that was so douchebaggedy!
by XchikaXchikaX September 11, 2005
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douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)
that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.
by Befera August 5, 2011
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Douchebaggery

A noun that describes someone as being a douche bag. Rather than simply calling someone a douche bag, this word allows for a description of the way and level in which they are one.

See also douchebagurelle
The level of douchebaggery that you have reached is unbelievable.

Did you see the disgusting douchebaggery that that guy was pulling at the party?
by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
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douchbaggery

that asshole probably works at a douchbaggery
by kman kenny January 15, 2008
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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