"wow look at that douchebonner!"
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"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."
"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."
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First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
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You fucking douchecanoe.
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The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
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