douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.

Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008

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nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 15, 2007

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Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012

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douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

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Douchecopter

a) A person who draws pictures of penis's all day and who sucks ass at pretty much everything. A dude who should pretty much just go die.

b) A helicopter filled with douche.

"Fuck you Larry you are such a Fucking Douchecopter."

"He's got Douchecopter's flying out his ass."

by BranDun the Awesome May 5, 2008

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