A contraction of the words douch bag and pucillo. Douch bag refering to the derogotory term applied to anybody who is extremely gay and/or annoying, having the name bradly spearow/patty snyder/anne langer/john kerry/bill clinton/al gore/brandons gma/etc..., homosexual, liberal, tree hugger, finch fuckers, basketball players, and latin/african americans(especially mexicans)(a.k.a. niggers/niggas). And pucillo refering to the unbelievably flaming homosexual engineering teacher at JPT high, where the "P" does not stand for pride, who gives out gay project after gay project after gay project after gay project etc...
Student 1: HOLY FUCK MAN!!! douchillo gave out another dumbass project, im gonna fail that class
Student 2: Damn shun he needs to stop gettin "F"ed in the "A" by Mr. Ackerman while the lady with the ass crack on her head watches nd start givin us some movies to watch while we get high in class
Student 1: Yea that would be exclusive
Student 2: Tru
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Student 2: Damn shun he needs to stop gettin "F"ed in the "A" by Mr. Ackerman while the lady with the ass crack on her head watches nd start givin us some movies to watch while we get high in class
Student 1: Yea that would be exclusive
Student 2: Tru
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by G-UNIT December 6, 2004
Get the douchillo mug.The act of a female having a personal and/or physical relationship with a douche (male). This typically refers a female becoming flirtatious or "hooking up" with a male douche/douchebag.
(see: douchebag)
(see: douchebag)
"I saw Jess douching last night at the club."
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
"Come'on stop douching and find a real man."
"Are you douching again??"
by Majisafi August 24, 2011
Get the douching mug.An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
by Mike December 15, 2003
Get the Douching mug.To be douchin is to be totally awesome, and is the antonym of douche. I made it up, and with you help it will catch on, trust me.
For example, "That rich bastard was being a total douche before, but he had this totally douchin dog that jumped over a flight of stairs during the hurricane and slid 10 feet! It was the coolest dog ever."
by Konrad with a K October 27, 2008
Get the douchin mug.A fucking nasty STD just waiting to happen should one come into sexual contact with either a douche or someone who's previously been in sexual contact with a douche.
From the perspective of the sufferer, douchifilis has no obvious symptoms. But to the outside observer, sufferers of douchifilis become intolerable wankers, complete wastes of time and space and impossible to live with or be around as they are unable to recognise how irritating they are to the rest of humanity.
There is no known medical cure for douchifilis. However, recent trials suggest that application of verbal taunts and abuse from coked-up mirroring cockheads may help to isolate and contain the spread of douchifilis.
From the perspective of the sufferer, douchifilis has no obvious symptoms. But to the outside observer, sufferers of douchifilis become intolerable wankers, complete wastes of time and space and impossible to live with or be around as they are unable to recognise how irritating they are to the rest of humanity.
There is no known medical cure for douchifilis. However, recent trials suggest that application of verbal taunts and abuse from coked-up mirroring cockheads may help to isolate and contain the spread of douchifilis.
Doctor: Your test results are back and I'm afraid it's bad news...
Patient: What is it?
Doctor: You're a total fucking douche. You have douchifilis. To prevent the spread of the disease, we'll have to cut off your pecker. Nurse cockhead here will put you into isolation. Nurse cockhead.
Nurse cockhead: Yes doctor. Hey douche, what are you doing here douche? Where's your TV, douche? Where's your fridge, douche? Not here douche. You don't belong here douche. Get lost douche.
Doctor: You should have known fucktard that as far as douches are concerned, abstinence is the ONLY protection.
Patient: What is it?
Doctor: You're a total fucking douche. You have douchifilis. To prevent the spread of the disease, we'll have to cut off your pecker. Nurse cockhead here will put you into isolation. Nurse cockhead.
Nurse cockhead: Yes doctor. Hey douche, what are you doing here douche? Where's your TV, douche? Where's your fridge, douche? Not here douche. You don't belong here douche. Get lost douche.
Doctor: You should have known fucktard that as far as douches are concerned, abstinence is the ONLY protection.
by Philby+habitcauseshit June 1, 2009
Get the douchifilis mug.1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
by tabitha11 March 19, 2010
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