alpha-doofus

The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still waiting for their second pubic hair

Yo, check out Billy's chin, dude. He's the alpha-doofus for sure, with all that flava

by sven monk September 1, 2003

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hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...

hah hah...

by stopher October 27, 2003

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Dofus can be used as a gasp of horror and incredulity, as in 'OH MY DOFUS', abbreviated as 'OMD', or to describe somebody who is stupid or a moron by nature. Opposite of OMV, which can be used simply as a gasp of surprise, normally happy.

"OMD, check him out, chasing after girls when they're all laughing about how desperate he is behind his back".
"Yeah, he's such a Dofus".

by El Amiga April 27, 2013

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Doofus

"Doofus" is a bastardization of the native southern Finnish word "dorfus" which means "one without a pontiff goat." The word is used ironically on Facebook pages and forums to refer to one who is intellectually challenged, yet displays notable cerebral capacity. Popularized on 4Chan, it is now a well known internet meme.

You Doofus.

Did you just say "Dorfus" because the use of that word would be erroneous.

No, I said Doofus.

Oh.

by Late_Edition October 23, 2010

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[Doofus] Tooth

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.

I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.

by cattnipp October 16, 2008

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