A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.
by portapattie May 9, 2023
Get the Corporate Dirtbagmug. When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.
by Condor12343 June 18, 2011
Get the The dirty javier dirtbagmug. by Raddernmost March 26, 2017
Get the Dirtbagmug. A state of being/ or personality trait of someone who is an impulsive or circumstantial dirtbag, doing things that others would consider as wrong doing. This is not considered a consistent behavior.
Switching tags at the arc is their level of dirtbagism. Not like those dirtbags stealing cars and robbing people as a way of life.
by Chilly-balls August 15, 2025
Get the Dirtbagismmug. by Sweetie Bird September 24, 2013
Get the dirtbag bitchesmug. O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022
Get the greedy dirtbagmug. by im_gay_69 April 4, 2020
Get the dirtbag peachmug.