Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

Public Display of Engineering

Like the universally despised PDA (Public Display of Affection) the PDE, or Public Display of Engineering involves two or more engineers engaged in a deeply technical, often hotly and loudly debated, all-encompasing discussion that while titillating and intensely enjoyable for those involved, is utterly cringe-worthy to behold.

Ugh, the Public Display of Engineering going on behind us is unbearable... Get a conference room, you two!

by kinofcain August 26, 2013

dick on display

When you can see someone's penis in their pants

Damn bro do you got a boner because your dick is on display

I bought some fresh jeans but you can see my dick trough it my dick on display nigga

by Zoogame April 27, 2017

Display-Girl

A girl who falls in love with a promiscuous man and continues to wait for him to come around. As a result she remains the same like a display in a musuem so if he returns he will have something familar to return too. She also is afraid that if she changes he will come around and not like her the way she has become.

Kerrin: Okay Rob, I'll do your project while you're away..
Rob: Awesome! This date with Julia is gunna be cool...
Julie (to her friend): Shouldn't we worry about Rob living with Kerrin?
Friend: No way! Kerrin's just a Display girl.

by intriguedbydarkness July 20, 2005

put on display

when your buisness is being told to everyone. causing a scene.

same as being "put on blast" or "front street"

girl friend: ""screaming"" Thats why i know you are bisexual nigga.

boyfriend: thats why i know 3 dudes shared you at 1 time

random guy: damn there buisness is bein put on display in front of everybody

by pow! pow! pow! December 20, 2010

Displaying

When a Dom has his sub dress like a complete slut and holds her hand as they walk down the street. He is "Displaying" his submissive slut for all to see.

Look at this guy displaying his slut in public.

by RainforestFor3 December 21, 2021

Public Displays of Perfection

plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.

Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.

Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.

Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.

Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!

by SopranoNurse March 2, 2011