pedophile playground

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.

Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.

by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.

That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy

by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.

John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.

by Kuriin April 30, 2003

Devophile

A Developer that grooms children, mostly over Discord.

Applies to all the pedophilic developers on the children's platform, Roblox.

Hey, so the developer Delexory got banned, what about it?

Well, he was a devophile, and he stole assets from other people.

by jvvz August 10, 2022

pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 24, 2015

Bedophile

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021