by KebabaNoHerp January 11, 2017
Get the Turkish pizza delivery mug.Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)
After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:
"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)
Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)
After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:
"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)
Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"
by Study a Broad July 23, 2008
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by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
Get the Pizza delivery guy mug.engaging in a cowgirl position and another male comes into the action while standing over the man on the floor and the guy standing has his testicles in the other male's face while the female begins to choke on it. (possible testicle sweat from guy standing)
by Bob Tom III June 7, 2016
Get the snake delivery mug.1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device
2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics
2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics
One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."
See also "Cubic Zirconium"
See also "Cubic Zirconium"
by thewatchlist September 11, 2008
Get the Beaver Deceiver mug.Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.
by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010
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