dealt

To be helplessly given an appreciable amount of bad luck or unfortunate events.

Originating from playing online Black Jack, The Dealer is the anonymous opponent of the human player of the game. The Dealer will always deal the player bad cards so that the player cannot win the game. This characteristic of being dealt unrelenting misfortune by The Dealer was expanded to encompass and explain all unfortunate occurrences that befall an individual in their everyday life. Any bad luck or accidents you may experience happen not by chance, they are maliciously dealt to you by The Dealer.

"I can't believe I came in 9th on Rainbow Road! I was in first place the whole time, until I got dealt on the last lap with 2 blue shells, 2 red shells and a lightning!"

"My girlfriend dumped me, I wrecked my car, and then I failed my exam... I got dealt so bad today."

"That's SEVEN gun-less deaths in a row, I am being dealt!"

by The Suspect March 2, 2009

Deashon

A person who is completely arrogant yet his coolness totally makes up for it, and he knows it. Can usually get away with saying/doing just about everything. Just because he's THAT cool. Typically a black male.

person 1: He is such a Deashon! So full of himself!
person 2: Yeah, but you gotta admit he's totally cool.

by eatmewhilei'mhorny July 31, 2011

deantre

A fine ass Aquarius that's loyal asf a good sense of humor and very intelligent and not to mention has a large penis

Damn Daddy DeAntre got all the hoes

by king.pio March 12, 2017

Deasean

Charming & Creative

Deasean is the nicest boy u will ever meet, he is helpful & very responsible

What a nice boy he is such a deasean!

by whatever993 December 30, 2009

Go Get Dealt

Used when teams like to talk shit and get owned the next round or for the whole scrim/match.

Pre-game shit talking and not backing it up when its live will produce at least 1 if not more members of the opposite team to say "Go Get Dealt"

Term created by #dealteam and used by the world.

You say your oppenents are bad and you lose horribly. The other team is able to say "Go get dealt."

by LANatomas | Rob64[dt] December 14, 2004

Mrs. Dease

A teacher that survived WWI and came back with only one leg. And still to this day strives to make the world a more technologically friendly place. Is not completely up to teen lingo. ex. "WHAT'S GANJA?". :)

Mrs. Dease doesn't know what Ganga is.... still to this day

by Woodbury High January 21, 2009

deadturkey

This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends.

Tom likes to get wasted and show his dead turkey to everyone at the party.

by d bo April 22, 2004