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Blackout Dates

Overalpping days upon which all the women a male is dating happen to be engaged in menstrual cycles, resulting in no available choices for sexual activity.
Man, I was hoping to have a date tonight, but all I got is blackout dates from all my girls.
by pwrmacjedi July 13, 2010
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Serial Dater

One who starts the chain of love by dating a boy/girl. After breaking up with them, they proceed to date all of their ex's friends. Once the serial dater has dated the entire circle of friends, the group realizes that they've just been serial dated.
Did you hear about Katie? She went out with Mark...but after they broke up, she went out with his friends Tony, Josh, and Brad.
by Miss Nikki June 23, 2005
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Daterape face

one who posesses the face of a date rapist
Daniel "He has daterape face"
Scott "...Because he rapes people on dates"
by Scott, phwoar March 23, 2009
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bed dater

A bed dater is a person who dates just to get in bed with a girl/guy. No emotional attachments. A person who commits bedauchery.
Hey that Todd is a bed dater, he dated Sharise just to get in bed with her.
by Scallywagga December 26, 2010
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daterialistic

Similar to materialistic in that one is totally obsessed with their data and software. They cannot bear the thought of losing their data in any way.
"Frank saves ten times an hour, has multiple backup drives, hard/softcopy of all his screen shots, game saves, and documents."

"He is soooo daterialistic!"
by Jameses July 20, 2008
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Datesume

A datesume is a mix between a date and resume. A datesume is on-line profile that you would use on an on-line dating website to try to attract or get the attention of your target audience.
Lisa worked long and hard on her datesume to project the perfect positive representation of herself to attract the perfect partner.
by CDUBS74 October 1, 2009
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henry daverso

one sexy beast, if you are henry daverso then you have so much clout and women
Woah that guy is really Henry Daverso.
by cloutmaster64 October 4, 2017
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