danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

darwish

An archaic and historical term to describe the Dhulbahante

they're darwish

by readyforthemoon55 September 20, 2019

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

Danish

A Danish person is a person from Denmark who most likely loves potatoes so much they have at least one in their mouth at all times.

-I can't understand him
-No, he's Danish

by MenacingMorgan November 18, 2021

darisha

one word perfect
if i was to spend my last day with someone, it would be you, no second thinking first answer would be you just me and you nobody else youre THE person in my life the person i think about and smile. the person who always make me happy and is always there for me youre one of the most important people in my life without a doubt. ur the prettiest girl in the whole world an i mean it. and it’s not just your looks though. your beautiful smile, your perfect eyes your voice your height simply everything. everything is perfect about you even more than perfect. you are always asking me why i like you. is that even a question? theres so many reasons istg. i like you because you can bring me out of my sadness and make me the happiest boy in the world with just a smile. i love you because of how you make me feel even when you're not there but i love the small
things too like how my hand fits perfectly
in yours how nice and perfect your voice is and honestly i know im in love because i notice small things about you how pretty the colors of your eyes are how amazing your smile is. also when i'm able to make you laugh i feel so accomplished because i know that im the reason you smiled, and even when you tease the hell out of me i
love it every minute of it i love you okay
life is better with you the world is more beautiful the days are more fun moments are more precious i could go on and on but that would get boring in short stop having self complexes everyone loves you

mario: ayo what was her name again

me: oh you mean that perfect girl right there?
mario: yes what’s her name?
me: oh yeah that’s darisha

by jaehyun.prk November 21, 2021