Dad

The guy who's on your ass 24/7 about grades, sports, what you do with your free time, drugs, alcohol, your behavior....etc and will never give you a break, or room to breath, he can also be pretty chill when he has vented all his rage on the rest of your family, he likes classic rock, talking about politics, he is never wrong and will argue until his face turns red to prove his point no matter how ridiculous it may be, he is either the best or the worst when he drinks, he is extremely controlling with what you do and how you manage your time, he does love you (well i mean he is your father right?) and after owning you he usually says its because he loves you (which is usually bullshit)overall you still love your dad even tho he may be a total asshole, and when u move away you will love him even more

Me: Dad is it alright if i got to Jess's party?

Dad: Hmmm I just got you report card, do you know you have a D in math this quarter?

Me: yes... (thinking FUCK)I'm sorry?

Dad: well you're gonna be sorry because from now on you're not doing shit until you learn to be responsible, you're in high school grow up...(getting more pissed) i know you stole two of my Bud Lights I'm adding two weeks to your punishment you're going to be an alcoholic some day

by DankChiefer3000 May 29, 2008

Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

Dad

Something I don't have.

My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.

by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017

Dad

He isn’t here sorry look somewhere different

Yo is my dad here Na sorry

by Young kitkat August 24, 2019

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

A night of binge drinking will almost certainly result in DADS the morning after.

by StupidSexyWizard January 13, 2017

Dad

The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).

Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!

by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015

Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021