depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

depressed bart

most of the time a youtube “edit” of bart simpson in his depressed stage and sometimes people have bart wearing supreme or him with tattoos as their profile photo or maybe him looking sad with a vhs filter over it whatever i just said it really annoys me

me:bro have you seen those annoying depressed bart people?
my mind because i don’t have friends:Y E S GET THEM AWAY

by DummyHead234 April 5, 2019

Depressed kids

Common names for depressed kids are Aaron, Amaan, Dylan only Dylan Gordon tho and obviously lee Robertson.

Depressed kids love to eat cats and play Fortnite.

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI May 25, 2020

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

depressed day

Depressed day: April 24 , be as depressed as you want

Girl 1: what's wrong you look sad
Girl 2: Yea it's Depressed day

by Bobby the bob April 16, 2019

Depressed tiktok kid

A kid on tiktok who says they're "depressed" by showing people that they listen to "depressing music" and black stuff

'depressed tiktok kid' : BLACK SHIRT, BLACK CLOTHES, BLACK WATCH, BLACK TV, BLACK CONTROLLER, BLACK PHONE, BLACK MOUSE, BLACK MOUSE PAD

by Y33TRS0N February 8, 2021

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011