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Lewis Cupcake 

The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.
Damn he is in a bad mood! I wish he would get his daily LEWIS CUPCAKE in for the day!
Lewis Cupcake by chubbymilfchaser December 8, 2010

Chinese Cupcake 

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth
You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake
Chinese Cupcake by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed
I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
busted cupcake by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Graciegots Cupcakez 

A YouTuber that got popular from some roblox videos. She now makes videos of her friends doing weird stuff. Claims to be Christian but we’re still not sure about that....
Person: Have you heard of Graciegots Cupcakez

Person 2: Who tfs that?

Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"

cupcakey 

Self-consciously or excessively cute. Cute to a sentimental extent. Having child like innocence.
A "cupcakey" person may be coyly mannered and try to always maintain a positive attitude.
cupcakey by cupcakec February 21, 2013