I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a bustedcupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
A YouTuber that got popular from some roblox videos. She now makes videos of her friends doing weird stuff. Claims to be Christian but we’re still not sure about that....
The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"