consumer whore

1. One who purchases (or complains about lack of ability to purchase) popular clothes or music solely in an attempt to conform.

2. One who purchases unpopular clothes or music solely in an attempt to be nonconformist.

3. One who shops at Hot Topic.

1. "Look at that consumer whore shopping at Fitch! I overheard him complain about their prices just the other day!"

2. "Why does she wear that AFI shirt? She hates the band, along with the rest of the school..."

3. "Fucking tight pants-wearing, name-dropping, commie-spouting dick. I heard him singing Sean Kingston the other day."

by Galatas October 24, 2007

Cuntstomer

A cunt of a customer

I'm sick of dealing with this difficult Cuntstomer

by WGW November 6, 2013

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

consumerally

it is what you want it to be - angelina gumdrop said this should be a word.

"men's razors work better than women's do. it is a man's world, consumerally-speaking"

by honeylicker December 21, 2003

constumer

A customer that is also a consumer

Constumers buy stuff from us as well as from other people

by Helmsdown May 14, 2015

Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020

Oliver Cuntster

Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys

Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.

by Takyo October 6, 2019