dumb cumster

A clever way of switching the beginings of the two words Cum Dumpster.

Meaning a stupid slut

"You're Mom's a Cum Dumpster!"

"Well, you're a Dumb Cumster"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

Chumpster

A drunk chatter who brags about all the things "he owns" but actually lives out of a dumpster.

"The Drunk Chumpster bragged in the chatroom about 'his irrigation system', "his neighbors' and 'his house" but it actually belongs to someone else."

by monito December 5, 2009

chumpster

Noun. American. 2005

An individual who prefers to pay for legal digital media downloads from sites like iTunes rather than illegally ripping them from P2P networks such as gnutella, Kazaa or bittorrent enabled sites.

Derived from the American slang chump with the addition of the popular "ster" suffix that became a naming convention circa 2001 for online sites in the ubiquitous success of Napster. See Friendster.

"Can you believe my little brother spent $50 on iTunes this month. He's such a total chumpster, its ridiculous."

by Marty March 9, 2005

cumputer

An alternative way of saying 'computer'

'Give me ma cumputer, please'

by TheFifthHour February 22, 2017

cumster

the fastest swimming spermatozoon; the first bastard to reach the ovum when you least expect it.

We need money to get cumster to college

by Tox April 2, 2004

cumpster

shortened version of cum dumpster. too lazy to caLL IT that

that chix a cumpster

by drikk May 8, 2009

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009