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contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.
"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"
by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008
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Chonta

Beautiful woman inside and out, an individual like her name, a wonderful, mother, friend, sister, daughter, wife, intelligent, giving, caring, feisty, driven, and inspiration to all the people that know her.
I am very lucky to have a Chonta as a sister!
by SexxSeaBlonde February 4, 2010
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contact munchies

Being in contact with someone or someones who have smoked marijuana, and have the munchies. and start feeling hungry without smoking marijuana
i was hanging out with my friends after they smoked and i got contact munchies
by Mcini11389 January 5, 2009
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contact

Shortened form of "Contact High," which is getting a high from secondhand marijuana smoke.
Larry hung out with his stoner friends last night and didn't smoke, but he got a contact just from being around them.
by James A F. August 12, 2005
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contacts

1)*predominant usage of the word* Contact lenses, AKA small pieces of plastic (which these days are usually pretty soft, as compared to the older, stiffer "hard" contacts) which are basically stuck on your eyeball as a replacement for glasses. They have grown in popularity in the last several years, to the point where many people have them because they
a)find them better than glasses
or b)think they'll look cooler without their glasses.
Watching people put in contacts is rather gross, and some people will tell you they hurt a lot or aren't worth all the trouble they cause. But many others love having contacts and would never go back to wearing glasses.
2) people you contact for information (similar to sources)
1) My friend just got contacts cause he was sick of his glasses.
2) My contacts within the agency told me that the president was planning to unleash a new program soon.
by andriod5 September 20, 2005
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whispering eye contact

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting
by huey197 March 29, 2010
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Chontina

Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
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