crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Crayondwriting

When an adult’s handwriting is so bad it looks like they used crayons to write with

Kim’s note was crap. Her crayondwriting was illegible.

by Tippen May 7, 2018

Clayson

A britsh minecraft with a best friend called george thats sleep deprived, very fruity and often asked of hes dream(he isnt)

Honeydew : omg its clayson

Maski : hey isnt it like 4 am for you, sleep>:(

Clayson : mabye in abit *1 hour later* hey guy:)

Maski : omg sleep

by Clayyy December 24, 2021

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.

Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.

by barrysantoro May 15, 2011