Laura Cordova

The most bad ass, gorgeous,legendary girl ever.(also has a nice ass)

-man, did you see that girl?
-naw..whatd she look like?
-laura cordova dude!

by CL13 April 4, 2009

Cornudo

One who let's his wife lay with other men without objection, or worse, without his knowledge. (Spanish & Italian)
One who allows the "horns" be put to him. (Spanish & Italian)
aka Cockold in old english

Avoid using this insult - it's a bad one.
You will get a violent response from all but the biggest cowards!

Hey CORNUDO, How's your wife?

by piethief December 6, 2020

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Cordova Rug Burn

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.

"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."

by antisympathetic March 6, 2010

Kentucky Cordon Bleu

The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.

Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

Cordova

Someone you definatly DONT wanna mess with, they tend to be low tolerance-hot tempered people. Known for giving a good ass beating when needed. Can blaze till there's nothing left and party till the sun comes up.

Don't fuck with a Cordova!

by Tyler's wifey March 15, 2009

corndog

Sweet meat on a stick

Wow, Fez must be in heaven,look at all these corn dogs

by Steven Hyde November 19, 2003