corging

The act of declining an invitation to a party or invitation.

"Hey Bill, did your corg the party last night?"
"Are you going to Bill's party tonight?" "No fool, I'm corging it's Gatlington day!"

by slick_blick January 18, 2023

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Coining

The sexual practice of inserting forms of tender, usually coins, into the vagina or anus(known as chocolate coining), notes, cheques or postal orders can also be used.

"I was coining this bird last night, she was jangling all the way home"

by Calum at Heriot Watt January 21, 2008

coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

by Dr. Conehead November 12, 2011

corking

Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus

Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.

by the corkstsar January 28, 2016

Corying, coryed

stealing, hitting a bowl, scraping a bowl, pawning stolen goods, doing hair flicks non stop.

Im thinking about corying, coryed these pills from my friends.

by bakka September 12, 2012