conservacunt

1. A conservative with ignorant views; equivalent insult to libertard.

Ignorant Right winger: You're just some Libertard
Left winger: Better than being a Conservacunt

by Anonynono March 26, 2016

The Law of Conservation of Grind

Proposed by historians Sir Keeler Gonzales, Empress Mai Ton, and Archduke Sai Sriram in the early 21st century, on the campus of William Marsh Rice University, the law of conservation of grind states that the grind never stops but merely takes different forms. Grind takes three principle forms, potential grind, kinetic grind, and party grind ("grinding" grind as it is known outside of the intellectual community). Potential grind is given by the expression Mass x hours of sleep x g (the grind constant). g=69 grinds/sec^2. Kinetic grind is given by the expression (1/2)Pp^2. P=panic constant p= procrastination factor. Party grind is the inverse of kinetic grind, but can increase exponentially as given by dA/dt (alcohol over time). This Law has been widely accepted in the scientific and educational communities.

Person A: I need to rest, I've been working too hard today.
Person B: But A, I thought the grind never stops??
Person A: According to the law of conservation of grind, I am merely converting my kinetic grind into potential grind.

by President David Leebron December 8, 2017

consecrated

consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.

That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.

by RipperJim December 27, 2013

facebook comsent

A facebook comment on an album requesting the removal of an unflattering picture. As a result of this comment, the embarassing picture is sent to the news feed, bringing much more attention to the picture than if it were to be left un-commented.

facebooker1: like omg tiffany.. remove this pic asap! ewww i have like 5 chins!!
facebooker2: lol no you look way cute!!

facebooker3: dude mike come check out this nasty pic of trisha on my news feed!
facebooker4: dude haha she has like 5 chins! bet she wishes she didnt post that facebook comsent.

by rieyin March 23, 2010

age of consent

The age of consent is the age at which a person is deemed mentally fit to control their own sex lives.

Contrary to popular belief the age of consent is rarely 18, statistically speaking, except for people in a position of authority. (teachers, step moms and stepdads, babysitters etc). There is a difference between taboo law ("nothing under 18") and real law ("the age of consent is 16 in connecticut"). The reason they differ is because lawmakers are forced to do something that society isnt: be honest.
Also contrary to popular belief you do NOT have to be an adult to be arrested for statutory rape (sex with someone under the legal age).

The age of consent varies from state to state country to country. It's wise to consult an attorney if you are dating a minor and ask about local laws.

"B.T was a diagnosed as having clinical pedophilia at the age of 16. At 17 he slept with an 8 year old girl well under the legal age of consent and was charged with child rape."

by Tina Gunn July 22, 2006

Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.

Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.

by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015

comsewogue

A shitty high school on Long Island filled with the following:
50% SPANISH who refuse to speak/learn English, even though this is AMERICA.
50% Rich white kids who don't have jobs but spend all of Daddy's money on weed and gas for that Hummer Daddy bought you.

We need to get the fuck out of COMSEWOGUE.

by shitfuckballs September 15, 2008