cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

cootiefied

after hanging out with a boy or girl and being very close together you get very itchy so u have the cooties and u are cootiefied

after hanging out with clay i was cootiefied

by blehmonster August 7, 2007

cootie pie

a pie made of unborn animal fetus. Usually goat or sheep.

Karen bought a cootie pie from the meat market.

by jess-e July 18, 2006

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Cootie-catcher

Metaphor for the vagina--multiple folds and inner walls.

Brooke spent the afternoon playing with her cootie-catcher instead of going to the movies as initially planned.

by Gigi Coker March 5, 2019