Coolspace

Myspace, because it's not cool.

"Did you delete your Coolspace yet?"
"It won't let me! I don't have access to the email account I used to set this crap up 4 years ago!"
"Damn Tom and damn Coolspace!"

by adri0801 August 27, 2009

Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.

1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!

by MasterBatz, HarPoen, Bulgarian March 26, 2010

ass chops

the specific part of the ass cheek than hangs down toward the upper thigh

I like her boob job, but I LOVE holding on to her ass chops!

by D.Jewian August 26, 2007

kc cookson

To jizz while you have blue balls. Especially when living with other people in the same room and telling them you had blue balls and now you dont.

I Kc Cookson onto his buttocks!

by sasadfasdfasdfasdfasd June 5, 2011

Compstipation

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

by B-child April 2, 2006

coolsome

Defines when something or someone is not only cool but awesome

Moon - But cool has so many different levels then awesome.
Tommy - Does that mean i am cool and awesome.
Moon - hell yeah! You are coolsome.

by Tommy Johnson May 17, 2008

chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008