coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Cocoa Commander

Singular: A person that is better than you.
Plural: An actual group of people that are better than you.

"I'm such a Cocoa Commander."
"They're the Cocoa Commanders."

by SWAGGERCOMMANDER October 17, 2009

Cocoa Swirl

To take anything of a chocolate substance and rub it around and inside of a person's anal cavity and/or rectal area

Example 1:

Jason: "Hey I heard you got her with that cocoa swirl last night."
Shaun: "You know it, man."

Example 2:

Willy Wonka: "Hey, Charlie, you ready for the cocoa swirl tonight?"
Charlie: "My body is ready."

by SUPERBLORP April 22, 2015

Coca-Cola

Currently the top-selling corporation in the world. People, they sell carbonated sugar water.

Dammit, I wish I had thought of Coca-Cola.

by mad masterman December 5, 2010

Cocoa Moo

A chocolaty milk beverage.

1. I like a tall glass of cocoa moo!

2. I drank a tall glass of cocoa moo with my pizza.

by Tibia Boi October 26, 2005

cocanal

Useing a penis to insert cocaine into the anal passages.

Elliotl and Will love to perform Cocanal

by peedoman July 2, 2014

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014