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mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 7, 2009
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constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.
So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...
by kwang June 9, 2003
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Constibaition

A load of seamen that is stuck in the urethra tube.
Constibaition is when can`t cum and it feels like the load is stuck.
by jp2255 July 23, 2011
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constalution

(noun) (1)a revolution that never ends; (2) a state of constant change, flux, or evolution.
Since the break up of the Soviet Union, the Ukraine has been in a state of constalution.
by tlanni2 April 11, 2014
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Constypation

When you can see someone frantically typing on a social media site but nothing comes out at the other end.
Michael seems to be suffering from severe constypation. He's been typing on andoff for a minute but I don't see anything in the chat box.
by godandwhatnot April 2, 2016
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Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 October 2, 2016
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Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.
Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013
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