Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
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Michael seems to be suffering from severe constypation. He's been typing on andoff for a minute but I don't see anything in the chat box.
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Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
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Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
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