Coastacation

A vacation taken along a coastal area, typically for relaxation by the sea.

“I really need a break from the city. A coastacation sounds perfect right now.”

Coastacation by lvlydan July 18, 2025

constapational 

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

constapational by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constabation 

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

constabation by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

constapation 

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

constapation by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation 

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

printer constapation by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Castracation

A vacation, similar in length and scope to a honeymoon, that a woman goes on alone to celebrate successfully having her husband castrated.

Lisa left Paul at home to go to Spain for two weeks. I definitely think she's on her castracation. Poor Paul!

Castracation by skwogs July 4, 2021