Conarch

A phony male who pretends to be an alpha-male (monarch) in order to get women or high paying jobs

The conarch bought a car he couldn't afford to appear rich and powerful in order to get laid.

by Ben Pease March 29, 2008

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Connar

Not so smartest nice guy. He’ll be failing all his classes but will try to make you smile. “Connar shouldn’t you be studying?” “No I’d rather have a good time with you”

“Connar made me happy the other day. To bad he isn’t hot”

by NotSuperPryce August 2, 2021

Contarini

a guy who has spent eight years in banking

i would like to do 200k
can you do my 200k
have you done my 200k
did you confirm my 200k

euh can i cancel my 200k

by l August 5, 2004

conjammered

Anything that is outside of the body that is congested. Stuffed, tight, wound up, close together, in a way that is not delightful and makes one want to complain.

Last night i was stuck in a small room, conjammered full of speedo wearing gay men, I mean, I got nothing against gay people it was just uncomfortable.......... and weird.

by Joppo Jacks April 22, 2005

Concarsive

1. (Adj.) Brutal; deadly; extremely graphic.

The lions tearing apart the antelope was truly concarsive.

by Dameon11 April 21, 2009