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Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.
Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"
by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013
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congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :
I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.
by ahart14 March 9, 2010
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sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.
they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.
by asir inasub March 3, 2008
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imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"
by pederast December 26, 2008
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Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.
"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy
by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016
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Russian Conscription

“mobilization to graves
Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.
by mlhiss September 24, 2022
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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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