conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

conch

Mayan slang for beer

hand me a frosty conch

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017

Omar Conch Peña

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks

Stop being a Omar Conch Peña

by Snack343 August 25, 2019