comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

Kelsey Coffey 2

Kelsey Coffey 2 is way different than Kelsey Coffey. They are even better at fortnite and they doesn’t live in Starbucks anymore, they go by kelsey kels now 🤠 if u ever see a kelsey Coffey 2 out in the wild, give them a high five, they deserve it. Yeah yeaaaa

“Yo it’s the new and improved Kelsey Coffey”
“That’s right! It’s Kelsey Coffey 2”

by Lava Cheetah Rawr xd October 30, 2018

Alysa Coffey

Alysa is a girl that’s doodoo at Fortnite, has tiny pp and likes old men. They are really funny but are huge bullies.

That Alysa Coffey girl is such a bully and doodoo at Fortnite

by Shgendicyxbd March 20, 2019

Ella Coffey

Sometimes referred to as coffee bean. Girls with this name are boy crazy and super horny all the time. They are super nice though and definitely should be your best friend.

Yo Ella Coffey just asked for ab pics, should I send?

by Gekyume sperm cell June 19, 2020

Big Comfy Couch

I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler

Big Comfy Couch - I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler than today.

Loonette and Molly and her dollies. I don’t remember how it goes…lol. I’m in my thirties.

by Death Menace September 19, 2023

Billy Farnan Coffey

Billy is annoying and is a cricketer. He is super annoying!!! Do not approach.

Billy Farnan Coffey is annoying.

by ydoyouneedtoknow February 23, 2023

Comfy Wumfy

Comfy Wumfies tend to be consistently cheerful people who insist--nay, demand--that the world be a 'nice place'. They enforce this belief by wearing T-shirts with kittens, or large, chunky, homemade sweaters. They believe in 'the environment', but can't be bothered to recycle. They eschew any movie/book/musical offering that they see as 'nasty'. They tend to move and mate in groups, forever having 'get togethers' where they can talk in a sort of sing song babytalk about how their boss is 'such a poo'. They praise Mac Computers, but only because their fellow granola eaters told them to. Sex with a Cumfy Wumfy is not advised, unless one likes rainbows, unicorns, or bad poetry.

Teachers, herbal store employees, burnt out Grateful Dead fans, anyone who looks back on the Sixties as 'paradise, man.'

by Ultraboy June 12, 2005