Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
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full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.
Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.
by princerinse December 28, 2024
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collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.
Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.
by tanglebones April 30, 2018
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Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
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adam collis

Adam Collis is the leader of magic midgets
by Adriano decaprio November 08, 2020
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Collis

Sexy. Just sexy ….. and funny . And funny
by Eagles$$06 November 24, 2021
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demolition collision

to spread put your ass cheeks while someone else does the same. then your press your anus on theirs and both press shit out. some shit will go inside the other's anus, some will run down your thigh.
my mom walked in while me and my homie were doing a demolition collision.
by airchurro September 19, 2017
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