commodity

Something you have to hav or something you circle your life around.

Most kids today make smoking pot a commodity.

by FlyByrd September 6, 2009

Commodore

Slang term for £15.

Derived from the 1978 hit single "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores, where a 'lady' is a lady godiva, which is itself a slang term for £5.

Therefore, three times a lady equals £15.

It's my round. Can someone lend me a commodore so I can buy you all a drink ?

by gavman99 April 28, 2009

Commodore

a) A trashy dressed woman who is out looking to get picked up. Related to a lyric by the Commodores, because the woman in question is "easy like Sunday morning"

b) A slut

c) A girl/woman only out looking to get laid

"Man, that girl is a straight-up Commodore!"
"What you mean by that?"
"She is easy like Sunday morning!"

by TonyJ621 May 21, 2013

commodem

A wireless modem that uses your toilet for connectivity via your sewers...ya its real folks!!

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Honey did you piss on the commodem again?? i cant get to my myspace page!!

by Sextant April 8, 2007

Commodity rush

When a person who has been in a relationship for a long time becomes single and suddenly has a build up of people wanting to date them...most likely because the person in question was unobtainable for so long.

Kendra: "what's up with all the guys hitting on you lately?"
Korrie: "well me and Andrew just broke up after a year so it's just a commodity rush."

by KorrieKorruption April 25, 2009

commodium

when a bad situation turns to shit.

After being hit by the bicyclist, Dan found himself in a real commodium when he tripped into oncoming traffic only to be pancaked by and eighteen wheeler.

by bb2255 October 16, 2010

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.

While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.

by matti57 October 13, 2011