cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.

This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.

by pudgy panda February 11, 2015

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

Cockear

The act of putting one’s penis into somebody’s ear.

Hamish: “ what happened with you and Sarah last night?”
John: “ I tore her fucking ear open,”
Hamish: “let me guess, you gave her cockear?”
John: “fuck yeah I did! I got my dick right in her ear!”

by Jacktheretard August 22, 2019

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021

Cocksporran

A sporran (a piece of traditional Scottish dress) that has a bird nesting in it.

"Well it's clear to see, that's a cocksporran, without the bird it's just a Scottish man's purse."

by PyrozBlazegate May 1, 2021

cocksteady

dont look here odo its useless.

you are not cocksteady odo you wil never be cocksteady

by cocksteady July 17, 2023