Coat Racked 

When you pass out from being wasted and your friends carry you from party to party and put you on the couch with all the coats until they leave.

Bro, we Coat Racked you all night and hold your head up by the hair as you vomitted while we carried you around campus.

Coat Racked by C Shevs February 28, 2011

Coat Weed 

Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.

In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.

Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"

Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."

Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"

Coat Weed by Macabro81 December 31, 2012

coat the throat 

Cumming in someone's mouth, or for the recipient to solicit multiple ejaculations from multiple partners -- an interior bukkake.

"Jack loves to play 'coat the throat' but unfortunately my paint brush is too sensitive for that kind of inside work."

coat the throat by al-in-chgo August 21, 2010

Coat Fake 

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

Coat Fake by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

coat-check 

Restaurant term; when a very hot lady is sitting at a table, and other managers & servers need to check her out.

Hey Curtis, coat-check table 40!

coat-check by dj tom and curtis suck January 22, 2011

Coat Puncher 

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

Coat Puncher by ObamaBush May 15, 2012

Coat Envy 

The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.

(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"

(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."

Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"

Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."

Coat Envy by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013