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Clusterclick

The phenomenon of tourists on the same trip taking multiple shots of the same scene and posting them all to a social media site like Facebook.
When Ann, Keith, and Fred all posted photos on Facebook of the same rice paddy, it was a total clusterclick.
by Frederick Lane October 2, 2012
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Clusterfucktician

The messy way her brother kept his room made it obvious he was a real clusterfucktician.

My clusterfucktician of a boss at my last job couldn't organize anything and thrived on chaos.
by dallasmike August 31, 2013
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clusterfucken

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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clusterfuckation

When you are so fucked that the hole will take 90 lifetimes to get out of.
My debt is in a state of clusterfuckation.
by Ryan D. Spurlock April 29, 2016
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Clusterfuckboy

A group of fuckboys that decided to convene together and be a cluster of fuckboys.
The school Baseball team is a real clusterfuckboy
by Double D1021 November 18, 2016
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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.
"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.
by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017
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clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do
This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!
by bella180ca March 1, 2019
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