captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

couching

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

clutching

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.

Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.

by Daneiii January 31, 2016

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

by mal.jones September 12, 2006

Chuching

Crying while masturbating and using your tears as lubricant. Also called ''chuching it'' or ''chuchin' it''.

Dude, Conor, what were you doin all afternoon?

Oh, you know....(crying)....chuching it....

Sick!

by Rev Al Sharpton January 21, 2011

Clenching

The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.

"I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.

by Gay Robert March 19, 2014

double clutching

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.

Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009