cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

cluck a duck

The act of clucking a medium sized billed animal that goes "QUACK".

Form 1
Billy: "Hey Joe, wanna cluck a duck?"
Joe: " Sure!"

Form 2
*Joe is playing a game*
Joe: "OH CLUCK A DUCK!"

by Gramkey October 14, 2016

Fuster Cluck

A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.

Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

Clucking Chicken

A sexual act involving; inserting two fingers up a males rectum while using a scissoring motion and doing a “wing” motion with left arm and pecking a males genital area with mouth.

My anus bleed when she did the clucking chicken on me !

by girlcrushqueen April 28, 2011

clucking out

When a clucker starts to act in the way that he is labeled a clucker.

Dan: Wow, look at Fran clucking out again.

by Dan The Mizan November 2, 2006

Chicken Cluck

You lube someone up, every crevice in their body. Afterwards you proceed to grab a deceased chicken and slap them repeatedly until climax is reached.

Susana-YO YO My BOI Aries chicken clucked me mad hard last night I couldn't wait to climax on that shit,

Bob sue from the hood -aww yeaaah.

by GURMUKHRIPCOCK February 21, 2011

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003