Clemtag

A Clemtag is a piece of juicy smeg that forms when a fat dick is rubbing the sides of a tight vagina, it's white in colour and smells of fishy cheese.

Me: Fuck man I was banging this hoe the other night
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.

by MachomanRandyBugger July 13, 2011

cleptoexo

A psychotic ex who steals random possessions.

My cleptoexo find his way inside my house again and stold my panties.

by MelAngie September 10, 2016

Cleptotechno

The computer guy that steals your personal information and changes out your 1T hard drive for a 2G hard drive.

That computer guy fixed my computer, but it used to have a 1T hard drive now it's got a 2G hard drive. I think it's another case of cleptotechno.

by fetishforfun October 23, 2016

cleptophallic

an addiction to stealing penises that belong to another person or their wife/girlfriend/hookup.

my girlfriend is a cleptophallic; she's cheated on me three times now!

by caydubluu April 23, 2018

Cleptopenia

Cleptopenia: A mental state or strong desire that drives a person to steal pens.

Mark loves stealing pens, he suffers from Cleptopenia and has become a Scriptoclepto.

by LESWORTUS December 15, 2019

CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 11, 2020