clamoflauge

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).

Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.

by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016

chato cruise

Taking a drive and getting high

I just got in some new dro, let’s take a chato cruise and check it out!

by Blowinhellakill February 3, 2018

Clamo

Lady boner

Jay's abs gave her a clamo.

by OnePackJay June 4, 2018

catochondriac

someone who worries obsessively about everything that has to do with their cat(s) and who believes that their cat(s) is an actual family member. A Catochondriac is someone with an obsession for cats. They spend excessive amounts of money on their feline companions to make them happy and often are caught talking to them as though they will answer. This disorder is often accompanied with other OCD Obsessive compulsive disorders like hording (cats). It is believed that it cannot be cured using mainstream phsychotherapy etc.

The veterinarian told the woman that she was a catochondriac and suggested she see a psychologist before she drove her cats nuts.

by CatWizardry March 2, 2019

clamour shot

The act of a female sending a filtered picture of her vagina via text.

Hey bro, check out this clamour shot my Ex just sent me!

by Peter Getzinya October 21, 2021

chatoyancy

When wood looks 3d but is flat (could have a ripple effect)

This wooden bowl has chatoyancy

by mills108 July 8, 2022

catoochie

A cute vagina looking beautiful and well maintained. Can be said in the the presence of small children and or elders without catching harsh glances from the catoochie holder.

Hey beautiful I loved the way that catoochie tasted last night.

by KaminaYeyyyHaaaa September 28, 2023