Cramming the Bobber

verb - a handjob where the person giving the handjob uses their own tears as lubricant, see cry job.

After watching a sad movie, Samantha crammed Robert's bobber.

That girl is fantastic at cramming the bobber.

by Thomazero October 23, 2006

cramming a klondike

Deep-throating a large black penis

That chick is a pro at cramming a klondike

by FisH47 February 9, 2012

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Clammin

When a person is talking to much.

Aye bro you clammin.

by MJL28 January 26, 2020

Claimingagate

An anxious kid who is constantly unsure of himself in everything and feels like a failure. Occasionally wants your gate.

claimingagate :aha!! this gate is mine

you : wait what!

by claimingagate October 18, 2020

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021