gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

by jnasty09 February 5, 2009

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.

I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).

by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007

Krieger-Coble

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman and she cums on his cock, and immediately after the female orgasm, the man removes his penis from the girls vagina then shoves it inside the girls mouth and busts his nut down her unprepared throat.

Dude, I just Krieger-Cobled this girl last night and it was a game changer!

by VanillaTrice September 29, 2017

Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.

Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable

by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011

cublet

A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.

Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!

by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

by LadTrain July 28, 2010