crooner

an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.

Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.

by chris christopherson May 1, 2006

choonger

being even more choong than the word choong
like mean meaner meanest, best better bestest etc...

A: I think derek is bare choong
B: I guess, but his mate is choonger

by Sarah Marshall May 24, 2008

choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 1, 2014

choomer

A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.

Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"

by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009

chooker

someone who is all coked out and over- motivated to do nothing

that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour

by achookermyself May 13, 2005

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 3, 2008

choomer

A person - usually male - who partakes in physical bonding by such means as cuddling, touching or mock-wrestling. Such actions are jocular and often done in high spirits, such as after a few drinks or in the sports changing rooms.

"That Tim is a real choomer - he keeps cuddling me.

by choomermark May 29, 2009